Anyone else have any stories of near death in their kitchen?


Jarred Moisture in the WastedVoice 1: We were meant to see the rain, you took the moisture and left it in a jar.Jarred Moisture in the Wasted
Voice 2: Bathing in your sea of misery, the carpet has no grasp on you.
Voice 1: You jarred the sea, and sold it as produce. Is this how you see our moisture? Jarred and profitable?
Voice 2: Jaded you are. Jaded like the hermit in winter, plowing through your mind like the everness abyss.
Voice 1: As if the abyss wasnt enough, you labeled it as salty when dry. How could you do that, you knew it w


Mail from Endangered East AfriFor flowers in June and a barrel of salt, Laughing at the wind as it mocked me so. Twice on sundays, never say die, Penut butter was my only friend. So warm and sensual, calming to my soul, I cried tears not of pain. Real gravy is hard to find these days, As we eat our chicken with nomadic tribes. These tribes of old had gathered 'round, They came to hear my tale. The joy I had would not be theirs, For they knew not what lay in wait...Mail from Endangered East Afri
Beyond the SCARYdoor with pepperjack cheese, The leprechauns waited ready. Their baited breath their only weapon,  
I'm a friend of ~flymonkey14's and I saw your icon on her page and I was just like, "Oh what the hay I'll visit one of her other friends!"
So here I am, I've visited you. It's nice here, quite comfy. That is all.
OH I REMEMBER THE LAMP'S NAME NOW! It's a LAVA LAMP! Woooo! Go me!
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~Love your friends in Regenbogenunterhosen!
You have been struck by the random GOLLUM!
RULES:
You must GOLLUM the person who GOLLUMed you
You must GOLLUM at least five people
MUHAHAHAH!
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YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY THE RANDOM MOO!!!
with a baa
Copy this message onto other Deviant's user pages!^_^
RULEZ:
1- You can MOO the person who MOO'd you! (it's encouraged!)
2- You ~MUST~ MOO at least 5 people! (if you don't, no big deal - I'll just go kill myself and put that on your conscience...)
3- MOO anyone (or anything) you want. MOO's are non-discriminatory!
Remember to MOO whoever MOO'd you! They took the time to do it to you, why not return the love?^^
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~perfect-circle
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss() the person who kissed you!
2- You can kiss() the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the love people! At least 1 kiss()!
4- You should kiss() in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel loved!
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender kissing, it's a love kiss!
7- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!
Remember, this is about showing love to your fellow peeps! Everybody should get a kiss
originally started by SaroniteAngeal
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